Funny Pick Up Lines For Guys To Use On Girls
How many times have you found yourself in a situation when you really wanted to ask the pretty lady sitting across the bar for a date, and couldn’t, because you didn’t know what to say to her. Sometimes you just need to share a good laugh with her to break the ice.
Have you finally decided to take a bold step towards your dream girl? Well then, this list might just have what you need! Look through our collection of funny pick up lines for guys to use on girls. A little laugh can sure win you a date.
Hilarious Pick Up Lines For Guys To Use On Girls
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her; I just met the girl of my dreams.
If you were a lemon, you’d be a sweet one.
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.
You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
When God made you, he was showing off.
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.
Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one.
We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Funny Pick Up Lines To Make Her Laugh
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
Does your mother need a son-in-law? I’m very much available.
I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You must be a loan shark. The longer the time goes, the higher my interest for you grows.
You must be a vodka shot, because you hit me hard and spun my world around.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.