Funny Good Night Text Messages
When you are close to someone, you often want to tell them goodnight before you fall asleep for the night. It is comforting and puts a warm feeling in the heart of that person special to you. Sending a funny good night message to make them smile or laugh is one of the best ways to wish your friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or family member a splendid night rest.
Below is a collection of funny good night text messages you can share with your loved ones to make them smile to dreamland.
Funny Good Night Text Messages For Everyone
As you hit the hay today, I requested bats to watch you tight. I disclosed to certain apparitions to move in white and to ensure you are okay, I’ll request that the Dracula kiss your neck. Good night
Whenever I look into the ceiling, I see you, whenever I look into the mirror, only you I see but whenever I am eating my food, I hate to see you. If I see you will I be satisfied? Goodnight sis.
From a sleepy friend, For a sleepy reason, At a sleepy time, On the sleepy day, In a sleepy mood, To say please sleep well.
I have been receiving different types of slaps but the one your grandma gave me last sent me to heaven alive. Goodnight.
Do not sleep so tight until you can’t hear. When I was at your house earlier I saw bed bugs. Be on the lookout. Goodnight my friend,
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. Good night sleepy head!
Hello Friend! my name is night. I came here to kidnap your stress, Kill your strain. My weapon is deep sleep and my path is Sweet Dream. So please kindly co-operate and handover yourself! Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you. Have a great night my dear friend!
Try not to squander pondering your lost past, Don’t sit around idly for arranging your future, Better kill sum mosquito with that time So that you can rest better. Good night
Sending you my bed to allow you to rest, cushions to give you comfort and my cover to keep you warm. I can’t rest now since I don’t have a bed! Goodnight my crush!
You are a special squad in food eating competition, that’s why I refused to call you please don’t think that I am stingy, next time I will. Lolz, goodnight.
Some people said that I am a glutton but I replied them that if you are not glutton, will soon die of malnutrition—am I harsh at all? Goodnight Bestie.
Isn’t it awkward when you are in the middle of a conversation and the other person falls asleep without saying goodnight? Glad that this is only the first time it will happen to us. So, accept my early good night
I don’t know I should tell you about this or not but I saw someone very strange behind your house today evening. Don’t worry. Sleep tight. We will talk about this tomorrow.
I was taking a nap and I saw a nightmare. An alien was chasing you and you were running for your life. I am sleeping again so that I can complete the dream. I will tell you tomorrow what happened in the end. Good night!
May you have dark and horrific dreams just like the darkness of the night. Good night and please do not be scared. Lolz!
You are my one and only chocolate and I will continue to chew you until you shout it is enough, leave me for my children, goodnight my sweetheart.
This night is dark as though a black paint, to have more fun out of it please take your night shower with a black paint. If I don’t care who will? sleep tight dear friend!
Before you sleep, ensure that you smile otherwise just remain silent until the next day. Goodnight.
I want to talk but, I keep dropping my phone on my face. I’ll talk to you in the morning; good night dude!
Hilarious Good Night Text Messages For Her
As I send you this message know that I am writing in pain. I just fell hard on the floor as I reached my phone because I could not just fail to say good night to my lovely lady. Go ahead and laugh at me! I love you and good night.
Thinking about you mode activated! Missing you in progress! If you are awake reply to deactivate thinking mode. Good night!
Welcome to Sweet Dreams airlines. We’ll be shortly arriving at Dreamland. Fasten blankets, puff the pillow, close your eyes & get ready to doze off! Good Night!
A very original good night wish only for you beware of cheap duplicates I’m the only authorized dealer for good night wishes. Good night, Sweet dreams!
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789*# Thank God every one of the keypads is alright… Oh, in any case… Good Night My Love! 😉
Welcome to Radio FM, This is DJ bed sheet close by is DJ Pillow holding it down for the evening, I’ll play you a tune titled Sleep tight a Dozen My Angel. From the Album pleasant evening and sweet Dreams, Artist: Your caring Boyfriend.
Last night I hugged my pillow & dream of You… I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow… and I’d be hugging you! Good Night My Love
If you feel a little bored, a little sick, a little lost, a little sad, you know what’s wrong? Your suffering from lack of Vitamin Me! Good Night!
Feel free to let your toes peek out from under the covers. No boogeyman will dare to come out with me right beside you. Bed bugs? Not with me around. Sleep well, my lovely!
I know your night will be so lovely and your dreams sweet that you will not want to wake up in the morning. If that’s the case you know what to do. Just remove the battery from your alarm clock and enjoy yourself. Thank me later. Good night sweety!
Funny Good Night Text Messages For Him
I hope your dreams are filled with visits from the prettiest & loveliest angels. But don’t make it a habit because I’m not free every night.
Hey you, Yes you darling, holding the phone. You are asleep? No? Ok, good, cause I want to say good night before your eyelashes hug each other tightly.
You are the only reason I got sleep every night, I love you very much and also your scary faces that haunts my dreams. Good Night my dear ghost! Stop haunting and go to sleep.
Don’t forget to send me a good night message because I won’t sleep until I receive it. Have a wonderful sleep!
Honey, have a good night & remember: Life is short. Buy the damn shoes.
It is my pleasure to reach out to a very handsome guy like you who could fight for me when I was in trouble—sorry, have you treated your swollen nose? Lolz, baby I love you. Good night!
Did you know this about me? My goal in life isn’t to become famous or powerful… it’s to make enough money to eat whatever I want. Good night, sleep tight!”
I was about to fall asleep, but then I remembered how much I love you. Thanks for ruining a good night of rest.
Even if the size of your bed is not as big as you, do not stop yourself from dreaming king size. Good night. Sleep tight.
I have an advice for a good night: Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.