Funny Love Quotes For Him & Her
Expressing your affection to your boyfriend, husband, wife or girlfriend does not need to be too serious! Love is often romantic, but a good sense of humor makes it even better.
Here, you will find funny love quotes you can send to your lover to make your relationship exciting and filled with smiles.
Amusing Love Quotes For Him And Her
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” Charles M. Schulz
“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” Will Ferrell
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!
“I may look like a potato now, but one day I’ll turn into fries and you’ll want me then.” — Anonymous
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
“Getting into a relationship may seem tempting, but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there. I Love You” – Anonymous
“Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.” – Fran Lebowitz
“I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”
“I love you more than coffee but not always before coffee.”
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” Rita Rudner
Love is sharing your popcorn.~ Charles Schultz
Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.~ Franklin P. Jones
I love you like how potbellied policemen are obsessed with donuts and how chubby kids love ice cream.
You’re basically the cutest thing I’ve ever loved, after my kitten.
“I was ready to get married nine years before my wife was. It was only later I realized that she was using all those years to train me. And that’s why I know she will never leave me. She doesn’t have that kind of time to train somebody else.” Steve Skrovan
“I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.”
“If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.” — Chelsea Peretti
“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” – Jean Illsley Clarke
“Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.”
“I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.”
Cute Funny Love Quotes For Her
“I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a care bear, I’d definitely fight a care bear for you.”
What’s more adorable than a baby panda snuggling a baby chick? Our love.
“It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.” Lucille Ball
“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” Tim Allen
“I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger.”
“I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.”
Do you know what will look good on you? Me! I love you my annoying queen
Come Back Here… And let me love you!
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out? – purelovequotes.com
Humurous Love Quotes For Him
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you!-Unkown Author
“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. Lol”
Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday… yesterday you were pretty annoying.
“Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.”
Dear Love of My Life, I just want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you all this time, and how excited i feel to keep doing so in the future.
I will love you from March to January, because February is Carnival.
One day my boyfriend gave me a rose and said: “I will come back to you when this rose fades” Then I realized that it was an Artificial Rose.
Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite. I Love You!
“I love you. Even though you’re a jerk sometimes.”
“I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.-Anonymous”